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Hello from the fringe,

I am typing this with one hand because I am an idiot and broke my arm falling off a bike (don't cycle holding a deck chair). Anyway, here's a drawing, some jokes and a short clip of me performing #TheHorseJoke last weekend:

Darren Walsh - #TheHorseJoke
#TheHorseJoke
I'm going to be on The One Show in the next couple of weeks, so keep an eye out for their Edinburgh feature. I'm also going to be on BBC One Scotland on Friday 12th doing as many jokes as possible in 3 minutes. Getting quite good at typing with my left hand now, but on stage, I actually relied on some kind audience assistance:
Wind up Radio
THE BUOY WHO CRIED WOLF
S'PUN
SOME RECENT JOKES

I'm finding it really difficult to dress myself. 
But the shoe must go on.

Who wants to see me sell my soul to the Devil?
Tickets are selling Faust.

Saw a guy drinking whisky on Dragon’s Den. 
It was drunken Bannatyne.

This girl cancelled a date with me because she thought I might be bald.
It's hair loss.

A jellyfish told me it wasn’t him who ate my muffin, but I saw right through him.

Lawyer: "Did you lead the horse to water?"
Jockey: "Yes"
Lawyer: "Did it drink?"
Jockey: "No"
Lawyer: “No further Equestrians your Honor.”
GIGS

Aug 3-29 - S'PUN Edinburgh Fringe, 8:30pm, Pleasance Courtyard TICKETS
Cheers,
Darren
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