Hello People of Planet Earth, 

Welcome to Letter 385. The Super Bowl half-time edition. LOL. Not really. There's so much more to do this week than watch the Super Bowl. But of course, we'll watch it. It's the perfect time for Lady Gaga to redeem herself with all the doubters. That bitch better come thru with a powerful political message. We don't want anything half-assed. She better show her f*ucking ass. Like spread her cheeks and take a dump on a picture of cheeto pres. 

We need it GAGA. WE REALLY NEED IT!