Alright, two things to kick us off:
There are some new rules around here
Today’s NL is 🔥
So first, the new rules.
If you respond to a question posed in the newsletter, we may feature your response in a future newsletter.
We’ll credit you with your first name and last initial.
Why am I sharing this banal news with you?
Cuz last week we asked who should acquire Peloton and a bunch of you wrote back with good, funny, and even some terrible ideas.
And we were going to compile them for a coming newsletter.
But when I reached out to folks to let them know their responses might be featured, a small but vocal minority got all hot & bothered about it cuz they viewed their idea as confidential or some equally silly isht.
Amigos — your idea that Amazon should acquire Peloton is not super proprietary. Capiche?
Others were like, “Can you mention and link to my startup that does ABC and is raising a Series A round?”
The answer is no.
I’m glad we could clear this up.
I read every response. Even the mean & nasty ones.
So please keep replying.
Alright, today’s newsletter is bonkers good, so let's get to it.