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Thursday, April 4, 2019

Horny Italian Bank May Yet Save Commerzbank From Arranged Marriage To Deutsche Bank

By Jon Shazar / April 4, 2019 4:05 PM

It’s like Goethe’s tragedy about a troubled bank has eyes for another troubled bank that’s in an unhappy relationship with yet another troubled bank.

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Jamie Dimon Lies To CNBC About His 2020 Plans

By Thornton McEnery / April 4, 2019 3:50 PM

Another brick falls from the facade hiding the #DraftDimon movement.

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Eddie Lampert Finds New Ways For Sears To Shrink, Lose Money

By Jon Shazar / April 4, 2019 2:10 PM

Fewer stores, yes, but smaller ones, too.

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And Now, Some Words From Someone Who Is Totally Not Running For President, Jamie Dimon

By Thornton McEnery / April 4, 2019 10:33 AM

Doesn't every bank CEO speak sonorously of American promise and augur the menace of socialism in their annual letters?

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Opening Bell 4.4.19

By The Water Coolest / April 4, 2019 6:30 AM

But how will New Yorkers identify douchebags in the wild?

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