Ol Monitor Website Notification

Hi I just wanted to let you know about a new website for labs that I've been working on.
What's there?

Free Lab Software - Some useful utilities. Download and use for free!
Log Sheet templates - Nice Word and Excel templates that may be useful to you.
Ideas/Fun stuff - Posts on lab life, video links, and a growing collection of...

LAB JOKES:

You know you’ve been in the lab too long when:

You wonder what absolute alcohol tastes like with orange juice
You can’t watch CSI without cursing at least one scientific inaccuracy
You use acronyms for everything and never stop to elaborate
You always seem to use the microscope after the person with the impossibly close together eyes
You’ve wondered why you can’t drink distilled water in the lab- It should be clean?
You have to check the web to find out what the weather is outside
Safety equipment is optional unless it makes you look cool
Warning labels invoke curiosity rather than caution
Your slightly too fond of the smell of (pick one or many) Xylene/Agar/Ethanol/Alcoholic handwash
You’ve left the lab wearing a piece of PPE because you forgot you had it on

See the rest of the jokes at: www.SynapSonic.com. more...

You moan about not being able to pipette by mouth any more
you have made some kind of puppet out of a nitrile glove and kept it as a pet
You’ve removed your gloves to find a small hole which has left you with either –

More jokes and material are on the way so be sure to check back!

Coming soon: "You know your instrument is a piece of junk when..."
and
"What to write on your Annual Performance Evaluation"

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